Christian Bale’s recent arrest for assault will undoubtedly bring countless papers to use headlines that will be full of intentional puns and other obvious assertions. Here are some I could envision (starting with the most rudimentary):
“The Dark Knight”
“The Dark Night”
“Christian Bale Goes Psycho”
“London Psycho”
“Battery Man”
“Bruce Wane”
“Christian Bail”
“3:10 to Prison”
“The Misogynist”
“Christian Bale Wails”
The Dark Knight grounded …
**note: the sad thing is, I wouldn’t be surprised if Fox (or another Murdoch entity) or the tabloids use these types of headlines. I don’t want credit.
when i saw it this am i thought this bonk story didn’t merit front cover news. i guess it’s slow news day.